'Get in the Crystal' Monologue



"What the hell are you talking about? You've added nothing to the conversation.

Get in the- get in the crystal. Sorry, buddy. Get in the crystal. [Evil laughter].

We're gonna put you in the crystal. You're gonna be in the crystal for a minute. It's gonna feel like one week.

It's only one week, man! Some of the people are in the crystal for, like, a century, okay?

You're going in- the minute is gonna feel like a week, so you have some time to think about what you've done. And then you're gonna come out of the crystal."

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